The First Black President
Yo, how y’all doing? I wanted to step up and say something about the recent election we just had, and the fact that everyone keeps asking me what I think about the first black president being elected. Like I should be some type of authority on the subject. Well, I decided to tell all of you, what I tell them, they ain’t no black president. WHAT?! You gasp? That’s right, you heard me. Has anyone looked at Obama? He and Joe Biden are like the two whitest people on earth … except maybe for Bob Saget. Yeah, OK, his skin has a darker shade to it than Biden, but look at how he acts and talks, and look at how much money he has. He ain’t no brother, he’s as black as the Huxtables, get outta here. He may be a good president, I don’t know, but stop beating up the color of his skin man. That just don’t make any difference. I’m out, peace.







