Archive for the 'Stupid People' Category

Obama To Pay Your Gas And Mortgage!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

This folks, this is the kind of person that is wanting Obama in office.  Watch the video and watch this woman talk about how she won’t have to worry about putting gas in her car or paying her mortgage with Obama in the white house.  She goes on to say that (paraphrased) “she’ll help him, and he’ll help her”.  This is just insane, I am completely dumbfounded at how stupid some people are.

Yeah, something like that.

Pam Anderson Doesn’t Like Sarah Palin … Ya Think?

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Gee, this comes as a big surprise.  Loony liberal as hell left wing Pamela doesn’t like someone who has morals or promotes the idea of being responsible.  Pamela Anderson wants to romp on tape and have the world love her for it, and of course we all know that makes her a super smart political scholar.  My question is, who gives a rip what Pam Anderson thinks?  She’s a skank.  Go get more breast implants and shut the hell up, sheesh.

When asked about Palin in an interview, Anderson said: “I can’t stand her, she can suck it!”

Well, if anyone is an authority on sucking it, that’s you Ramela.

Here’s the link

Calling 911 over your sandwich?

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

More stories about stupid people. This time, a guy orders a sub from Subway, a spice Italian no less. Maybe this idiot was a spice Italian? No offense to all the Italians out there! Anyway, this guy orders his sub and what do you know, they forget the special sauce. What does this joker do?

A) Politely asks them to fix the error?
B) Acts like an ass and demands that they fix the error?
C) Calls 911 to report his missing sauce?
D) Calls 911 because officers aren’t responding fast enough?
E) C and D!?

Yep, E, you guessed it. This moron calls 911 over his sandwich, and then calls back because officers haven’t arrived fast enough! What a moron! Some people just defy words to describe them.

Here’s a link, read the whole story.

Kathy Griffin can suck it

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

Kathy Griffin, the no talent hack and attempt at a comedian, has finally won an award, she got her emmy. This should no doubt be a shining example as to the declining value of an emmy, but I digress. Now, I didn’t like Kathy Griffin in the first place, let me be clear. I have never thought she was funny, she isn’t pretty, and most of the time her acts sway between boring, petty and offensive. I mean, come on, she is the whitest woman around and gets away with doing a show about being a mad black woman? Why aren’t the sisters out there kicking her ass? This being said, I didn’t really care. She can go do her thing and I don’t have to watch, and if someone, somewhere out there is desperate enough to watch her, good for her.

Then she has to really pull the strings with me, and be an ass in front of everyone when she finally wins an award. Lots of folk who win awards thank God, or Jesus, however it suits them. I understand this, I try to thank Him everyday for the wonderful gifts I have received in life, good and bad. I can also understand when someone doesn’t thank God, because it’s not what they believe. That’s cool, you do your thing and I’ll do mine. But, what about people who can’t even be professional adults, and have to get up and insult God and make fun of those believers that give Him some credit?

Herein I refer once again to Kathy Griffin, who, upon accepting her award had this to say:

“A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus, suck it, Jesus. This award is my god now.”

Then, when asked about what she said later, she added:

“I hope I offended some people. I didn’t want to win the Emmy for nothing.”

Nice huh?

First off, she can believe whatever she wants, I don’t care. But why does she have to attack people who are different than her, showing what a pathetic loser she is in the process? If she had gone on stage and said something similar about black people, or muslims, look out because she’d be under the jail now.

I think it’s sad that she has such a low self esteem that her emmy is her “god now”, and I don’t mean that from any religious or biblical reference. Quite frankly, anyone that puts that much weight into a stupid award, to let that silly little statue have that much impact on your person is sad, and it shows how many problems you have. Another sad thing, since Hollyweird is so left leaning, I bet that remark will only get her more success and awards as she is welcomed into the Soros-Moore-ian folds of the anti-God, anti-Morals, anti-any-type-of-self-responsibility crowd. I for one will make sure she never graces my TV again, although she rarely did in the first place. Interestingly enough, the remarks she made have been cut from the recorded emmy show and won’t be repeated when it’s broadcast on TV. So, other than some news coverage on the ‘net, she will get away with it without repercussion. Hmm, a free pass, kinda like what I was saying earlier.

Elton John proves his ignorance

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

What?  You think old Laz is being too hard on Elton John?  Yeah, sure.  Check this out.  Elton John has come out, no not that, he’s already out of the closet.  He’s come out and said that we need to close down the Internet for at least five years.  Yeah, you read that right.  Why, you ask?  Well, he says the following to name a few:

“The internet has stopped people from going out and being with each other, creating stuff.

Instead they sit at home and make their own records, which is sometimes OK but it doesn’t bode well for long-term artistic vision”

We’re talking about things that are going to change the world and change the way people listen to music and that’s not going to happen with people blogging on the internet.”

Hopefully the next movement in music will tear down the internet.”

I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span.”

“In the early Seventies there were at least ten albums released every week that were fantastic. Now you’re lucky to find ten albums a year of that quality.”

I mean, come on.  I don’t even have to tear this apart, the lunacy stands on it’s own.  Having more people able to write and express themselves stifles creativity?  Umkay.  This from the guy that streamed his last concert over the ‘net to thousands of people?  But yet, the ‘net is a bad thing?  What a hypocrite.

Personally, I think big E needs to go back to his piano and do what he is good at, and leave the techno hypothesizing alone.

Stinky Spice

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

Hey, guess what? The Spice Girls are executing a reunion tour! OMG, like no way! Really, like totally! According to this article, they are still adding dates to the tour schedule! OMIGOSH!

*cough* Why? This group didn’t contribute anything good to music the first time around, so why the heck are they coming back. Just because one of them married a UK soccer player and someone, somewhere thinks they can make a reality show and reunion tour out of it? Oh come on, are people actually paying money to see this crap? Let me tell you what I want, what I really, really want. I want some people with talent and actual musical skill to get the big record deals, people like Jonathan Coulton, Will Kimbrough and Chris Barron. Talk about contributing truck loads of talent and good tunes to the musical world, these guys are but a few of the awesome folk out there who are on the pure genius level, but don’t get the big record deals for some reason. Ok, Chris Barron was in the Spin Doctors, I’ll give you that. But he is putting out great stuff as a solo artist too. Oh well, I guess as long as people are going to want synthetic crap for music, acts like the spice girls will still be around.

Michael Vick is a Loser

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

This is sad. This is very sad, not only for what this low life cretin did to these animals, but for what a lame excuse for a human being this guy is. He isn’t even a human being as far as I am concerned. Who am I talking about? Michael Vick, that’s who. This cat was handed the American Dream, heck he embodied the American Dream. Here is someone who had nothing, started out life poor and with a dream, a dream to play football. Well, as it turns out, he is good at football, so he got to see his dream come true.

He went from a poor kid with nothing, to a college kid at Virginia Tech, all because he could play football. He didn’t stay at Tech long though, again because he could play football. He got an opportunity to play professionally with the Atlanta Falcons and become a multi-millionaire. Now that my friends, is seeing your dream come true. Isn’t it? You start out life with nothing but a dream, and in not very many years you achieve that dream and all of the prosperity that comes with it. This should be an inspirational story, but it’s not.

You see, all of this success just brought out Michael Vick’s true character. He has continually acted as though he is above the law, and been a jerk to his fans. He has flipped off fans at games (that’s really classy their Mike), he has used fake names to get various services we won’t mention here. We’ve seen drug charges, and a myriad of other offenses. Wait a second, did you get that? Here this kid gets millions handed to him, his dream life, and he can’t help but break the law every chance he gets. What a role model he is! Plus, he can show fans that he doesn’t give a rip about them either buy making obscene gestures to them, all because he was having a bad day. Awwe.

The latest from this professional loser, is dog fighting. Well, let’s forget for a minute that it’s a crime, and let’s point out that it’s just plain wrong. Torturing, hurting, killing dogs just because you are so immature as to get a thrill out of watching them fight? You have nothing better to do? How about growing up, being a man and not a baby, and maybe train a little bit, huh? Maybe if you had some of that hunger and desire back like you used to, you wouldn’t suck so bad a football now!

Police raid his property and find 66 dogs, kennels, dog fighting equipment and more. They find injured and maimed dogs, they find bodies of other dogs, you name it. What kind of a spoiled little worthless brat is this guy? From the indictment:

Vick and his cohorts began purchasing pit bull puppies in late-2001 and would eventually “sponsor” individual dog fights with purses as high as $26,000. In the indictment’s most harrowing parts, federal investigators describe what happened to some Bad Newz Kennels dogs that either lost matches or did not perform well in test fights. After a March 2003 loss by a female pit bull, codefendant Purnell Peace, “after consulting with Vick,” electrocuted the animal. In April, prosecutors allege, Vick, Peace, and Quanis Phillips, “executed approximately 8 dogs that did not perform well in ‘testing’ sessions.” These animals, the indictment claims, were killed “by various methods, including hanging, drowning, and slamming at least one dog’s body to the ground.”

Wow, that sounds like a nice guy. Read the whole thing here at TSG.

You wanna know what really drives me nuts here? You have all of this stuff that Vick has done, and not only has he not learned from his actions, or really even been punished, but people are stepping up to defend him. I read one quote from someone (I can’t remember who, I am going to have to find it) that said it was his business and everyone should leave him alone. Um, hello? Can you say these are crimes we are talking about here, you moron? Better yet, we have the Nation Of Islam Sports Blog that has to play the race card and claim it’s all trumped up charges because “Americans will all be kneeling and facing Mecca five times a day before another Negro QB leads his team to a Super Bowl victory“. That’s it, he is under investigation just because he is black.  Even goes so far as to refer to the investigation as a “lynching”.  Unbelievable. That makes as much sense as Wesley Snipes claiming the only reason the government wants all those back taxes he hasn’t paid is because he’s black too. Yeah, right. Obviously the morons are out in force lately.

The point I am making is this, Michael Vick had everything handed to him because he worked hard and had some talent with football. He got fame, fortune, security, you name it. Now he is going to lose it all because at his base level, he has lousy character. This incident with the dogs shows yet again that he is just a child, a corrupt individual in his soul, and that he needs to grow up. It’s sad that people do these kinds of things. This isn’t the only example or case of stuff like this, or this bad. This is just a huge example of it because of who is involved. Again, Vick’s life should be a shining example of the opportunities that life can give you, of how wonderful this country is. Instead it’s an example of a sad shallow man boy that pissed away a good thing.

Mother of the year? I think not.

Friday, July 13th, 2007

This is very sad.  I am a parent, and I just don’t see how people can be as worthless as they are at times.  Here we have a story about a baby boy, who’s mother was so drunk at the time she gave birth, he was still six times the legal limit of intoxication twelve hours after birth.  Twelve hours later he was still six times over the legal limit!  What kind of worthless excuse for a human being could do that to their child?  This baby boy will almost surely have permanent damage resulting from his so called mother’s abuse.  I don’t get it, I just don’t get it.

Sally Forth Slams Wikipedia

Sunday, July 8th, 2007

It was the first day of July, in 2007, and I had snagged the Sunday comics from our local newspaper.  I guess I am still a kid at heart, and probably always will be, therefore I still enjoy the comics … most of them anyway.  One thing I don’t like, whether it’s comics, music, TV or movies, is when an actor, or writer, or whatever decides to break from the task of simply telling an entertaining story, and inject thier personal agenda on things like politics or technology, or whatever they might be wanting to grind an axe about at that point in time.

This is what got me fired up at Sally Forth on this fine day in July.  It’s setup as a patriotic strip, being the weekend before the Fourth of July and all, but it quickly and quite slyly degrades into a personal slam on Wikipedia.  Basically, a kid on the strip starts spitting out “facts” about Independence Day, which are all wrong and completely absurd, only to end the strip with the parent asking if she had “been reading wikipedia again”.

This is just wrong on many levels.  This cartoon author is using this platform to insinuate that Wikipedia is full of nonsensical information, that has no resemblance to fact, which is completely untrue.  But he does it at a time that is completely in bad taste in my opinion.  I mean, who uses our country’s day of independence, a national holiday, as a vehicle to slam a wonderful project like Wikipedia?

I have seen debate all around for and against Wikipedia, and I have seen detractors come out and say all manner of bad things about Wikipedia, only to have it proven later that they skewed their so called facts.  The un-biased investigations I have seen, in fact showed that Wikipedia is more accurate than Encyclopedia Britannica.  The point I am getting at is, Wikipedia is a noble effort by great people.  Free exchange of information is a great thing, and I for one will not let people like Francesco Marciuliano, the author of Sally Forth, spread thinly veiled lies about such a great thing.  Now you know, and maybe all of us should drop an email to King Features Syndicate and let them know that we don’t appreciate agendas in our comics!

Standards? We don’t need no stinking standards!

Saturday, July 7th, 2007

Can I rant for a minute? Well, it’s my website so I guess I can. I might just be way too old school about things, some things anyway, like the Internet and websites. But tell me why people feel it’s necessary to completely throw out standards, interoperability, and cross platform ideals in the name of something that (I guess in their opinion) looks pretty? What I mean is websites that are completely written in flush … er, I mean flash, or Javascript, or Shockwave, or for one browser or another, or whatever the case may be. Just how many stinking websites do I have to see that say they are for IE and a specific screen resolution? MORONS!

Still don’t get what I am fuming about? Let me give you an example. I followed a link to the lord of the rings online website, thinking that I might check out the game if they have some type of downloadable demo client, as many games do now. I am a game junkie after all. Well, when I get to their site, I am told that I have to have flash version 8 in order to view the site. My first question is: Why? What could they have possibly done in Flash, that couldn’t have been done just as effectively in HTML? It might not be as pretty, but it would be faster, safer and it would work in my browser. I might could go find a newer version of the flash plugin for my browser, but frankly it’s not worth the time and trouble. If they want to exclude everyone who isn’t running exactly what they think they ought to be running as a web browser type of setup, then I doubt the game is coded any better.

You see, the web was founded on open standards. The sharing and exchange of information. Websites should be written so that any web browser, on any operating system can load the page. There are lots of browsers out there, and not everyone runs Windows and IE (thank goodness). Some freaky strange weirdos (yes, me too) still run text based browsers like lynx from time to time. On top of that, don’t forget all the folk out there with disabilities that use every thing from screen readers to special font and display setups. Your fancy flash website starts to fly apart under these circumstances.

My point is that people have forgotten than the web is for platform independent data sharing, not how damn fancy can I make this stupid website so it takes 27x longer to load than it really should just to show a download link for a damn game. Come on people, if you can’t get a clue, at least go rent one for a while and pretend. As a good friend of mine once said, “Broadband is for people that can’t write tight code.” How right he was.